You just made me feel so damn special
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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