make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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