First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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