She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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