He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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