i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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