As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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