How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
When did angry sex become our thing?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
my poor anus
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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