no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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