i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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