Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
