I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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