Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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