i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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