The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
All the doctor said was why
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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