Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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