I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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