he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
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i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
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My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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