i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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