Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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