I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I accidentally burped into my bong.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
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Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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