i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
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Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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