he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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