Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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