You just made me feel so damn special
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
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I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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