Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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