What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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