We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
