I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
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a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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