I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
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Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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