Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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