Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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