in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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