I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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