i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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