i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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