Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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