i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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