i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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