if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
do herpes really smell.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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