sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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