Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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