tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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