I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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