Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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