he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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