he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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