Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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