Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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