I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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