theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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