I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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