drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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