I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
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I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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