What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
even my farts smell like vagina
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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