White coat. Heels.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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