Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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