So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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